!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m just here to troll Patricia’s blog

CHOCOLATE EGGS.

I was reading The Skin of Our Teeth because its one of the options for the spring mainstage next year and I’m fancy and being pandered to so I’m on the committee to pick.

ANYWAY.

So I finish the first act and it was all very meta and fourth-wall-breaking and there was literally a mammoth at one point.

And I legitimately had a divine/spirt-y vision of the ENTIRE AUDIENCE standing up at intermission and LEAVING.

I think someone is trying to tell me something.

estragonwaiting:

i8urpenguin:

Ughhhh.

ALL MY EMOTIONS

THE DOLPHINS, JACK!!!  THE DOLPHINS!!!!

30 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT FOR THE WIN!

It was 4 pages

And a one page outline of the rest of the paper

I do what I want.

ALW approves.

andtherebyhangsatale:

aintborntipycal:

Billie Piper - “Reasons To Be Pretty” trailer

Wait, WHAT? I so want to see this!

Is this in the West End or something?

Am I stupid if I don’t think she fits Carly at all?

Idk.

estragonwaiting:

i8urpenguin:

I can’t stand these fucking things. Like, women then, women now shit. Shut up. What changed? What happened? TIME HAPPENED. Culture changes, bitches. Get over it and stay inside if you don’t like it. 

^^^

Also, no shit “2012 men” are gonna look like that if you actively search out pictures of ratty-looking guys. I mean, have you ever opened a GQ come on people.

Omigod no way in hell are those men in the bottom picture 20 are you serious.